"It's a ratio.....It's over ten thousand....that's a ratio." 

"Now, you know where you live!!!!"

"Draw it. "

"I'm going to tell you this. You have to ask this question: where do I live? Repeat after me... I will....ask myself.....where do I live."

"I'll draw it and you'll draw it.."

"OHOhohohoho okay fine." 

If you don't know that square root of two over two is 0.707, you need to hit yourself with a wet pasta noodle